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Take Your Shit Elsewhere Patch - Military Morale Embroidered Patch, blunt-humor slogan design with hook-and-loop backing.
No rank required to read the room — just the patch, the message, and the attitude that every service member has earned the right to carry.
The military morale patch tradition stretches back to World War I, when the 81st Division Wildcats created the first American unit patch to build division identity and troop morale. By World War II, pilots were stitching bold, irreverent art onto flight jackets and gear, and ground troops followed. Because many of these designs leaned into profanity and sharp humor, hook-and-loop backing became the standard so service members could pull a patch fast when the situation called for it. That practical workaround gave the morale patch community room to grow bolder, more direct, and more honest about the daily friction of military life. Take Your Shit Elsewhere sits squarely in that tradition. It is the kind of message that needs no explanation on a flight line, in a motor pool, at a forward operating base, or in any workspace where people have learned to protect their time, their space, and their focus. The embroidered format gives the slogan a clean, durable finish that holds up on range bags, plate carriers, patrol packs, lockers, and patch boards without fading or peeling. It reads clearly, lands immediately, and communicates exactly what the wearer intends without a single extra word.
Perfect For: active duty Marines, soldiers, sailors, and airmen who have zero patience for unnecessary drama, veterans who want a patch that captures the unfiltered reality of service life, first responders and law enforcement personnel who share the same boundary-setting energy, tactical gear collectors building humor-forward patch panels, and anyone who has spent enough time in a shared workspace to know exactly what this patch means and why it belongs on their kit.
Blunt, earned, and stitched to last — because some messages never go out of style.
If you want to swap patches on/off gear, choose hook & loop (velcro). If you’re attaching permanently to uniforms or fabric, choose sew-on. If you want quick application on compatible fabric, choose iron-on / heat seal (when offered). Backing options are shown on the page and update based on the variant you select.
Size is shown on the product page and updates with the variant you select (example: 3"). If you’re mounting on a hat or small panel, choose smaller sizes; for plate carriers and display boards, larger sizes fit better.
If the product is officially licensed, it will say “Officially Licensed” in the title and/or in the product details. If it doesn’t, it’s still a legitimate product—just not part of a licensed program.
Yes. If you see a note like “bulk reruns available,” that means we can support group orders or reruns. If you don’t see it, contact us with the unit/squadron and quantity and we’ll confirm options.
Yes—custom solutions are available (patches, name tags, lanyards, apparel). Use the custom request page and include artwork, size, backing preference, and quantity.
