USMC Helicopter Squadrons
$15.00
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Penis Copter Patch — The Most Honest UH-60 Patch Ever Made
Penis Copter — because sometimes the humor in military aviation is exactly as subtle as you'd expect.
This PVC patch features a UH-60 Blackhawk helicopter in what can only be described as the most anatomically creative interpretation of rotary-wing aviation ever committed to PVC. Military humor has never been known for subtlety, and the Penis Copter patch continues that proud tradition. It's the kind of patch that lives on the inside of a helmet, the back of a plate carrier, or the deployment bag that never sees a formation. Crude, hilarious, and absolutely beloved by the rotary-wing community.
Perfect For: UH-60 Blackhawk crews with a sense of humor, military aviation morale patch enthusiasts, crude humor collectors, and helicopter PVC patch fans.
Penis Copter — rotary-wing humor at its finest.
If you want to swap patches on/off gear, choose hook & loop (velcro). If you’re attaching permanently to uniforms or fabric, choose sew-on. If you want quick application on compatible fabric, choose iron-on / heat seal (when offered). Backing options are shown on the page and update based on the variant you select.
Size is shown on the product page and updates with the variant you select (example: 3"). If you’re mounting on a hat or small panel, choose smaller sizes; for plate carriers and display boards, larger sizes fit better.
If the product is officially licensed, it will say “Officially Licensed” in the title and/or in the product details. If it doesn’t, it’s still a legitimate product—just not part of a licensed program.
Yes. If you see a note like “bulk reruns available,” that means we can support group orders or reruns. If you don’t see it, contact us with the unit/squadron and quantity and we’ll confirm options.
Yes—custom solutions are available (patches, name tags, lanyards, apparel). Use the custom request page and include artwork, size, backing preference, and quantity.
