Buy Official HMM-363 Sh*t Sandwich Patch

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Variations

No hook & loop
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No Hook & Loop
4.5"
Embroidered Fabric
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Product Information

4.5" patch, without hook and loop.

Product Description

Official HMM-363 Sh*t Sandwich Patch — USMC Marine Medium Helicopter Squadron Morale Embroidered Patch

Sh*t Sandwich — when the mission brief starts bad and gets worse, and you're eating it anyway.

The "Sh*t Sandwich" patch from HMM-363 "Lucky Red Lions" is the kind of morale patch that could only come from a Marine Corps ready room. Every service member has been served a sh*t sandwich at some point — a mission, tasking, or duty assignment that's terrible from start to finish with no good options. This patch acknowledges that reality with the dark humor that keeps Marines functional in the worst circumstances.

Perfect For:
HMM-363 Lucky Red Lions veterans, Marine medium helicopter morale patch collectors, anyone who's eaten a professional sh*t sandwich, and USMC dark humor patch enthusiasts.

Sh*t Sandwich. Eat it and drive on.

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I choose the right backing?

If you want to swap patches on/off gear, choose hook & loop (velcro). If you’re attaching permanently to uniforms or fabric, choose sew-on. If you want quick application on compatible fabric, choose iron-on / heat seal (when offered). Backing options are shown on the page and update based on the variant you select.

What size is this item?

Size is shown on the product page and updates with the variant you select (example: 3"). If you’re mounting on a hat or small panel, choose smaller sizes; for plate carriers and display boards, larger sizes fit better.

Are these Officially Licensed?

If the product is officially licensed, it will say “Officially Licensed” in the title and/or in the product details. If it doesn’t, it’s still a legitimate product—just not part of a licensed program.

Do you offer bulk or reruns for units/squadrons?

Yes. If you see a note like “bulk reruns available,” that means we can support group orders or reruns. If you don’t see it, contact us with the unit/squadron and quantity and we’ll confirm options.

Can you make a custom patch / name tag / lanyard / apparel?

Yes—custom solutions are available (patches, name tags, lanyards, apparel). Use the custom request page and include artwork, size, backing preference, and quantity.