USMC Helicopter Squadrons
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HMLA-773 Red Dogs Green Weenie Patch — Marine Light Attack Helicopter Squadron Reserve Morale Embroidered Patch
The Green Weenie — every Marine knows it, every Marine has gotten it, and the Red Dogs put it on a patch.
"The Green Weenie" is one of the most universal pieces of Marine Corps slang — a metaphor for the institutional friction, bad luck, and bureaucratic misfortune that every Marine endures. HMLA-773 "Red Dogs" is a Marine Corps Reserve light attack helicopter squadron under the 4th Marine Aircraft Wing, and this morale patch captures the dark humor that defines Marine Corps culture. The Green Weenie doesn't discriminate — it hits Reserves and active duty alike.
Perfect For:
HMLA-773 Red Dogs Marines, Reserve light attack helicopter crews, anyone who's received the Green Weenie, Marine morale patch collectors, and Skid Kids with a sense of humor.
Red Dogs. Green Weenie. Semper Fi.
If you want to swap patches on/off gear, choose hook & loop (velcro). If you’re attaching permanently to uniforms or fabric, choose sew-on. If you want quick application on compatible fabric, choose iron-on / heat seal (when offered). Backing options are shown on the page and update based on the variant you select.
Size is shown on the product page and updates with the variant you select (example: 3"). If you’re mounting on a hat or small panel, choose smaller sizes; for plate carriers and display boards, larger sizes fit better.
If the product is officially licensed, it will say “Officially Licensed” in the title and/or in the product details. If it doesn’t, it’s still a legitimate product—just not part of a licensed program.
Yes. If you see a note like “bulk reruns available,” that means we can support group orders or reruns. If you don’t see it, contact us with the unit/squadron and quantity and we’ll confirm options.
Yes—custom solutions are available (patches, name tags, lanyards, apparel). Use the custom request page and include artwork, size, backing preference, and quantity.
