USMC Helicopter Squadrons
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Bro! I'm Straight Up Not Having A Good Time — HSM-37 Patch
The Easy Riders of HSM-37 are straight up not having a good time — and they want everyone to know it.
Helicopter Maritime Strike Squadron 37 (HSM-37), the Easy Riders, operates the MH-60R Seahawk. This morale patch captures the universal feeling of every helicopter crew that's been on station too long, in weather too bad, or on a maintenance cycle that never ends. The "Bro, I'm Straight Up Not Having A Good Time" meme has become a military aviation classic, and HSM-37's version adds the Easy Riders' identity to the most honest statement in military aviation. Sometimes the best thing you can do is admit the situation and keep flying anyway.
Perfect For: HSM-37 Easy Riders crews, MH-60R Seahawk personnel, helicopter aviators having a rough day, and honest military morale patch collectors.
Easy Riders — straight up, not a good time.
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