USMC Helicopter Squadrons
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PVC / TPU / IR
Minimum order: 50
50-99: $6.00 each
100-199: $5.00 each
200+: $4.00 each
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Bert, "That's Real Fuckin' Neato" PVC Patch — Military Morale PVC Patch
That's real fuckin' neato — Bert says what everyone's thinking.
This Bert morale PVC patch captures the military's finest form of sarcasm. When the brief runs long, the tasking makes no sense, or someone does something spectacularly questionable, Bert is there to sum it up: "That's real fuckin' neato."
Perfect For:
Military morale patch enthusiasts, sarcasm professionals, ready room comedians, and PVC morale patch collectors.
That's real fuckin' neato.
If you want to swap patches on/off gear, choose hook & loop (velcro). If you’re attaching permanently to uniforms or fabric, choose sew-on. If you want quick application on compatible fabric, choose iron-on / heat seal (when offered). Backing options are shown on the page and update based on the variant you select.
Size is shown on the product page and updates with the variant you select (example: 3"). If you’re mounting on a hat or small panel, choose smaller sizes; for plate carriers and display boards, larger sizes fit better.
If the product is officially licensed, it will say “Officially Licensed” in the title and/or in the product details. If it doesn’t, it’s still a legitimate product—just not part of a licensed program.
Yes. If you see a note like “bulk reruns available,” that means we can support group orders or reruns. If you don’t see it, contact us with the unit/squadron and quantity and we’ll confirm options.
Yes—custom solutions are available (patches, name tags, lanyards, apparel). Use the custom request page and include artwork, size, backing preference, and quantity.
