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If You Can Read This, The Bitch Fell Off

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$12.00

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Variations

Hook & Loop
No Hook & Loop

Hook & Loop
2"
Embroidered Fabric
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Product Information

2x4" patch with or without hook & loop.

Product Description

If You Can Read This, The Bitch Fell Off Patch — Two-Wheeled Truth

Because every biker knows the back seat comes with terms and conditions.

This classic biker patch says what every rider has thought at least once — if you can read the back of my vest, the passenger situation has changed dramatically. It's crude, it's direct, and it's exactly the kind of humor that belongs on a motorcycle vest or a flight bag. No squadron history needed here — just a solid sense of humor and a two-wheeled lifestyle. Slap it on and let the people behind you enjoy the read.

Perfect For: Motorcycle enthusiasts, biker rally veterans, military riders, and anyone whose passenger list is subject to change without notice.

Ride solo. Ride honest.

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I choose the right backing?

If you want to swap patches on/off gear, choose hook & loop (velcro). If you’re attaching permanently to uniforms or fabric, choose sew-on. If you want quick application on compatible fabric, choose iron-on / heat seal (when offered). Backing options are shown on the page and update based on the variant you select.

What size is this item?

Size is shown on the product page and updates with the variant you select (example: 3"). If you’re mounting on a hat or small panel, choose smaller sizes; for plate carriers and display boards, larger sizes fit better.

Are these Officially Licensed?

If the product is officially licensed, it will say “Officially Licensed” in the title and/or in the product details. If it doesn’t, it’s still a legitimate product—just not part of a licensed program.

Do you offer bulk or reruns for units/squadrons?

Yes. If you see a note like “bulk reruns available,” that means we can support group orders or reruns. If you don’t see it, contact us with the unit/squadron and quantity and we’ll confirm options.

Can you make a custom patch / name tag / lanyard / apparel?

Yes—custom solutions are available (patches, name tags, lanyards, apparel). Use the custom request page and include artwork, size, backing preference, and quantity.