Buy Don't Follow Me, I'm Lost Too Patch

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Variations

Hook & Loop
No Hook & Loop

Hook & Loop
2"
Embroidered Fabric
Bulk Discounts for 25+

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Product Information

2x4" patch with or without hook & loop.

Product Description

Don't Follow Me, I'm Lost Too Patch — Honest Navigation Since Day One

Because at least one of us should admit we have no idea where we're going.

Every convoy, every land nav course, every time someone said "I know a shortcut" — this patch is for those moments. Whether you're a boot lieutenant with a map upside down, a squad leader who took the wrong turn at the last intersection, or just someone who refuses to ask for directions on principle, this patch is the most honest piece of gear you'll ever wear. It's not a cry for help. It's a public service announcement.

Perfect For: Military veterans of every branch, hikers who rely too heavily on GPS, motorcycle riders who enjoy scenic detours, and anyone who peaked at land navigation in basic and has been declining ever since.

Lost together is still lost. But at least you've got company.

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I choose the right backing?

If you want to swap patches on/off gear, choose hook & loop (velcro). If you’re attaching permanently to uniforms or fabric, choose sew-on. If you want quick application on compatible fabric, choose iron-on / heat seal (when offered). Backing options are shown on the page and update based on the variant you select.

What size is this item?

Size is shown on the product page and updates with the variant you select (example: 3"). If you’re mounting on a hat or small panel, choose smaller sizes; for plate carriers and display boards, larger sizes fit better.

Are these Officially Licensed?

If the product is officially licensed, it will say “Officially Licensed” in the title and/or in the product details. If it doesn’t, it’s still a legitimate product—just not part of a licensed program.

Do you offer bulk or reruns for units/squadrons?

Yes. If you see a note like “bulk reruns available,” that means we can support group orders or reruns. If you don’t see it, contact us with the unit/squadron and quantity and we’ll confirm options.

Can you make a custom patch / name tag / lanyard / apparel?

Yes—custom solutions are available (patches, name tags, lanyards, apparel). Use the custom request page and include artwork, size, backing preference, and quantity.