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Official VMM-163 Evil Eyes Fix Stupid Shoulder Patch — USMC Tiltrotor Squadron Morale Embroidered Shoulder Patch
Evil Eyes — VMM-163 We Can't Fix Stupid shoulder patch.
Marine Medium Tiltrotor Squadron 163 (VMM-163), the "Evil Eyes" (also "Ridge Runners"), flies the MV-22B Osprey under the 3rd Marine Aircraft Wing. This "We Can't Fix Stupid, But We Can Fine Tune It" shoulder patch is peak Evil Eyes morale.
Perfect For:
VMM-163 Evil Eyes Marines, MV-22B Osprey crews, 3rd MAW tiltrotor personnel, and USMC morale shoulder patch collectors.
Evil Eyes — Fix Stupid.
If you want to swap patches on/off gear, choose hook & loop (velcro). If you’re attaching permanently to uniforms or fabric, choose sew-on. If you want quick application on compatible fabric, choose iron-on / heat seal (when offered). Backing options are shown on the page and update based on the variant you select.
Size is shown on the product page and updates with the variant you select (example: 3"). If you’re mounting on a hat or small panel, choose smaller sizes; for plate carriers and display boards, larger sizes fit better.
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Yes. If you see a note like “bulk reruns available,” that means we can support group orders or reruns. If you don’t see it, contact us with the unit/squadron and quantity and we’ll confirm options.
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